This contact form is strictly only for general queries related to this website or for requests to guest blog.
Accordingly, please do not use it to pose questions relating to specific projects, otherwise I would have to charge a fee - just as your accountant or solicitor would for professional services rendered.
After all, "If you're good at something, never do it for free" (with the exception of guest-blogging).
Furthermore, this website is not a state-funded service; it's a private endeavour, so I am under no obligation to provide bespoke answers to questions.
Also, DO NOT USE THE CONTACT FORM IF YOU ARE SELLING ANYTHING.
Especially services covering marketing, SEO, design, web traffic, etc.
You would 100% be wasting your time even trying.
I ain't buyin', so no point tryin'.
Assuming, therefore, that your enquiry won't alienate me as described above, feel free to use the form below.
Alternatively, you can reach me on jay 'at' plotex.co.uk